Most of these CEO’s are not sweating. If any job could be replaced with AI it is the CEO role in many of these groups.

Um no. The reason this old fart lives in the land down under is decades ago his birth country was fucked up by the US.

Dumb question. Why the fuck does the US have any say in the future of another sovereign state?

Fixed the small title typo …

“Putin enters Trump from a position of strength”

John Oliver on The Bugle podcast had the best description of its shape. “Chile. The country most likely to crack if baked into a biscuit.”

“… and if you take the lavender pill …”

I believe he is an innie not an outie.

Don’t shoot the messenger pigeon.

dAIry. Conspiracy confirmed.

“Oh, and don’t forget the two gold Nazi eagles on each side of the fireplace.”

Why does he always have to present this stuff on big cardboard posters like a high school “Birds, they’re fucking everywhere” style science project.

An apple shaped hole in a CD? He just presented Trump with an A-Hole award.

Her love for Trump is teeny-tiny, but her love for us is large.

Why not just get an EB-1 visa?

“Melania Trump obtained US citizenship on a visa reserved for immigrants with ‘extraordinary ability’ and ‘sustained national and international acclaim’”

You’re darn tootin’!

“Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!”

In that you read like someone who is hammered?

To be eaten in moderation as trans fats can be harmful to heart health.

Oh hotdog, you completo me.