Hating elves

They’re only mammals after all.

I can’t speak to lions and mice, but chickens or even just birds in general will peck at anything smaller than them that moves.

Yeah, I saw that documentary. They would even sometimes team up with yellow triceratops.

I think I have bad taste

These are great QOL changes. I wonder why they waited for the DLC to release them instead of doing it with the colluseum update.

What I think (and hope) happened is that initially, the elevator could not support more than 8 people. Some time later, either the elevator finally had enough and just broke completely, or an adult showed up and said “this isn’t safe” and just shut it down.

I don’t get it 😕

Something like this

Mama no me entiende 😫

“Jorge wants to be hardcore and his mom won’t let him”

For all my non-Spanish speaking peeps.

Yeah, someone’s just having a bit of fun.

Unless there are multiple people registering patients, and one of them doesn’t use punctuation.

Magnesium citrate. Take it a few minutes before you actually need to.

You can also do it to Another One Bites the Dust but uh…probably not a good look.

You dare question the mighty Jimmy?!

You don’t have to confirm or deny, but it sounds like you work for the navy.

Naked dudes is one thing. The guy you replied to is talking about a gaping prolapsed anus.

That motherfucker had like…30 god damn dicks.

Would you say that common sense changes with the generations? What was once common is no longer, and what was uncommon becomes common?

I used to work at a toy factory making plastic Draculas.

There were only two of us, so I had to make every second count.