Mostly Lemmy, but still appending reddit to my Google searches. Just started with Bluesky, seems promising.

haHAAA!

He’s bluffing!

It’s been a long time since I’ve been, but I distinctly remember Olive Garden having a chocolate lasagna. It was decent, but nothing to rave about.

laughs in Futurama

If you’re ever a victim of these crimes, make sure to dial 0118 999 881 999 119 725 3.

James Bond is actually a time lord. It explains why he changes how he looks every few movies. This is backed up by the fact that Timothy Dalton played a time lord once in Doctor Who.

Spending hours with a bunch of ladies and possibly touching them in intimate locations.

vs

Spending hours with a bunch of guys and possibly touching them in intimate locations. Then showing with them.

Yeah, dance is way gayer.

Suddenly Seymour.

37 times? In a row?

To me, a baby is often a poop butt because of the diaper. Teenagers are often shit asses because they’re rebelling.

I assume they take it to another toilet or a compost pile. Maybe they need a fecal transplant and don’t have health insurance.

A droll factoid.

A little too real for work, huh? 😂

A Thanksgiving duck!

My first thought: “Princess Diana was a real person.”

Derp

Holy motherforking shirtballs… someone stole my post idea!

Poop, pee, and in a pinch: hand washing and hydration.

Yes Babe, I am real man

Only if it’s made with Fight Milk.