Never needed money when you could call collect and when prompted for a name you gave a speedy, “mom pick me up at the mall!!” And of course she’d decline the call.

Some of 'em might be deserving of such a euphemism.

Yeah this was a minor victory riot. Nothing like the Lakers three-peat in the early 2000s

Definitely should have written “no cherries,” but it is a common restaurant industry term in the US.

Interestingly enough, you can also 86 a person. This means they’re not allowed to come back to the bar/restaurant/etc…

Jenny should have put pivot positions on her orders before heading off to break.

Would be cool it the links could be in a lower tree and collapsible. Or just not show at all

Smoking bowls in Ohio

Ow! My Balls! Guy

“Amanda? Come on, dude. I mean, that’s probably not even her real name.”