They seem to think you’re only middle class if you’ve never been to Epstein Island.

The Day Today and Brass Eye put him on the map.

Jam is one of those shows that I doubt many people outside the UK would really get.

I haven’t deployed new code since last Monday.

In this house, we do not take chances.

Although one of my team had an unfortunate incident with a live customer database and the SQL standards committee’s long running practical joke of not requiring a WHERE clause as part of an UPDATE statement… So that was some Thursday morning excitement for us.

That and the lucrative after dinner speeches for rooms full of wealthy white men.

Well that’ll serve him right, going around the place looking vaguely foreign.

That’s a nice fuckin’ duck right there.

Don’t be thinking this means housing is about to get more affordable.

It means borrowing is about to get a whole lot more expensive.

If they even try that it will look like that car chase scene from The Blues Brothers.

We once spend nearly an hour going through the tattoos on tattoo shop (in a nearby town popular with bikers) Facebook page.

Every single one looked like it had been done in prison by somebody who had never done one before, and indeed had never drawn anything before.

“I’ve only got a few hours left, I’m not talking to that pudding faced prick”

Quelle surprise.

People. What a bunch of bastards.

Looks like Yosser Hughes.

Full raytracing (path tracing) might be.

I think they can do it for very basic looking games like Quake 2.

That said, I doubt you’d actually need full RT for visuals like Toy Story 1. Or indeed on most things.

They got pretty good at faking most of it. RT can basically just be used for reflections, shadows and global illumination and most of us wouldn’t notice the difference.

I watched up to the point where they pretended the Asian lad was dead, but actually he was hiding under a bin.

Not because it was cheap, but because I realised I no longer cared one way or the other.

Your job is to make ominous notes and scatter them throughout the facility.

Except that one bit where it doesn’t…

Don’t worry. Chronic underfunding of education coupled with social media means we can save money on expensive lead!

Their whole business model is “wait for self driving and then $$$” as they’ll no longer have to pay anybody.

Pretty sure there’s no rule against having two jobs, especially if you don’t have to go to one of them.