caaaaaaarrrrrl

need to get me some of these

father 0.0001 seconds after hearing his child is okay: “i could make a dad joke out of this”

bold of you to assume elon cares about his children

bastards could have at least not fucked up october november and december

ah, the marvels of technology

valve? the privately owned company not beholden to shareholders valve? that valve?

consumers: “i am literally trying to give you my money”

corpo execs: “why is piracy on the rise?”

awesome!

real name does not check out

if nvidia spent as much time on their drivers as they do on their failed software attempts the drivers might actually work

“twitter (which is currently named x)”

amazing

sometimes the linux updates are negative calories

its really been like that

rip to the blokes in brexitland tho

he’ll yeah

gluten free water 😩

unlive, rather

im now a vampire with a slutty thrall?

i guess theres worse ways to live

lmao