At home I’m a true neutral, and at work a combination of neutral good and chaotic neutral. And when I bring my work laptop home I’m lawful neutral.

Just need to work on neutral evil, then I’ll be all neutral.

“What turns a man neutral? Lust for gold? Power? Or were you just born with a heart full of neutrality?”

• Zapp Brannigan

The Final Fantasy series.

The Sid Meier’s Civilization series.

The colony survival game called Oxygen not Included.

But then,

And those 2 types are those who can extrapolate from incomplete data

That farm goes to a different school, you wouldn’t know it.

Even a live chicken would probably make better points

I don’t like wearing pants much, usually only when it’s really cold or something formal. At my previous job I was the only person who wore shorts. Some people from the sales department were jealous because they weren’t allowed to wear them.

I had planned that if they tried to enforce it with us that I’d swap to kilts, and if that was a problem I’d have demanded that the ladies not wear skirts or dresses as that would be sexist.

I quit before it came to that, but a few more people started wearing shorts before I’d left, and that was enough.

The only difference for me is the order of c’s: C4, C1, C2, C3.

The batons also fire bullets. In fact, the pepper spray and taser fire bullets too.

Well, it would serve their interests just fine.

The funnest prison on Earth!

Pretty sure he’d burn up if he crossed the threshold inside a church.

But I don’t feel any joy! So why should others!

/s

Everyone knows non-equilateral triangles aren’t real triangles.

Get out there people and spread the good word!

“Have you heard about our saviour Rainb0wSkeppy@lemmy.world.”

All she wanted was a simple lynching of some “undesirables” by other people and no repercussions for herself.

Is that too much to ask?

/s

Well it’s not fair that she should have to suffer consequences for her own actions.

/s

Sure, but how bad is their breath?