Not even a joke, that’s a very concise way to put the argument.

Someone?

Half the country, honey.

Let’s just write it out: Cover your body up with a look that is on the fashionable end of normal, but have a fit body underneath to reveal.

You have multiple sauce cooks and they’re in charge of office security?

Sure, but sometimes Thor just says stuff.

They should consider doing obscure 2D games instead.

The slutterfly shall inherit the world.

So someone who loses a lot of weight and gets really, really slutty as soon as they realize they can?

I read this in the style of “Normal Tuesday Night for Shia Labeouf”

Fun fact about me, I was actually 12 once.

I’ve seen that video

That fuck’s a fuck-fucking fuck, by virtue of that fuck calling the fuck that is you not merely a fuck but rather a fucking fuck. So fucked.

Lots of fucked fucks on there, too. For unfucked fucks.

Oh, I’ve seen that video

If negative fucks are real, then it would be possible.

And like other time-limited services outside entertainment, the duration should be made clear. I’d personally like something as clear and blunt as:

"We guarantee access for at least X months/years after paying the license.

After service is suspended we will release all information and code necessary to set up a private server or otherwise restore function."

And for the worst kind:

"We make no guarantees of access duration, and can revoke your access immediately after paying the license.

After service is suspended we will not release information or code necessary to set up a private server or otherwise restore function."

Ideally the last type dies out completely, or becomes exceedingly rare.

These always online, server-dependent, licence-limited games are very unlike what we used to deal with; Books, DVDs, CDs, and other games on disk/cartridge or with a simple download that you can keep and use for as long as you live as long as they’re still stored and in readable condition.

They’re very different, and should be treated like it.

There should be a very clear visual difference when looking at the box or store page of a game that is made to simply last as long as you keep the code stored, and a game that won’t. A consistent warning design. Maybe two color codes.

You’re gonna end up shot before the term is supposed to be over, aren’t you?

Hook horrors.

Nah, meatghetti and spagballs grant immortality and immense strength.

Not voting wasn’t productive