I’m a 32 yo millenial and the first time i read “my crush” in a sentence was in a teen magazine when I was 12 yeard old, and from context, it definitely meant “person I have a crush on”
It’s nothing new
I’m a 32 yo millenial and the first time i read “my crush” in a sentence was in a teen magazine when I was 12 yeard old, and from context, it definitely meant “person I have a crush on”
It’s nothing new
Thankful for not having a lot of money, meaning such a expense would be negligible?
Siiiigh, sounds like I’m gonna have to join Instagram again…
Why is goo gone in the fridge?
IYTYTHSM, YTYTBOSM
You’re welcone
This also happens to me in reverse. I get half a sentence out, the other person nods and says “yup” or “K”, and then i say “yeah k so then anyway” and on to the next point
It’s breast. Leg is dark.
In my city there is a very popular good samaritan trap on the main drag into town, and I am waiting for the day something nasty happens at that particular parking lot entrance, so then they maybe redesign that section of the street or something.
Sounds like something out of an earlier Simpsons episode
Or not to late…
Not being 14 doesn’t make it not true
Why does someone who doesn’t have access to my apartment building mailbox come drop amazon packages in the lobby, instead of a canada post worker who can leave it in a drop box in the mail room and put the key in my mailbox?
As a man with a rats nest of an ass, I will mever buy cheap toilet paper again.
And they go good together
Then it should’ve said later that morning
Or
Later, in the morning
I called the Progressive Metal band of the same name like that for like 5 years until I told a friend about them and they did the “hahaha… Wait, what did you call them?” and right then and there my life changed
Holy shit, I like calling it that now