Eastern European devs (ARMA, Grey Zone):
Funny story, so I ended up hooking up with the bartender at my local spot years ago. But was completely unaware.
Went there pretty much every day after work for a beer and dinner or a snack. It was a popular working ppl bar. Pretty much made friends with the whole staff over the years, went to weddings, gave relationship advice, etc. The bartender and I would often sneak to the bathroom to do some blow.
But this whole time I’m like yeah, sure I’m friends with some people here but mostly it’s just when I’m here and definitely nothing romantic. One night I ended up closing out, had just broke up with someone, and she insisted I stay while she closed up. Then she was like, you wanna stay at my place? I was like yeah I’ve had a bit to drink that’s really nice she was concerned. So I’m still 100% oblivious, sitting on her bed while she went to grab a beer, until she comes back in just in lingerie and beers. We didn’t drink the beers haha.
Speak for yourself, I have a gallery of studio quality and thoughtful pics of my dong at the ready upon request.
I dunno why but those highway exit designs look really elegant
Yeah I’ve never been mad because I ate some salt and vinegar chips
I take a shot of vinegar in the morning sometimes to shock paddle me awake. But the world hasn’t changed so
As a Ferrari fan I can confirm.
3mpg for 50 miles is mind blowing. Starts to make sense how we’re enduranc hunters.
ITT: people skipping over the 39 days bit. Time and place. Let’s save the Republic then we work on everything else.
I literally went through this pyramid while standing in the LEGO store a couple years ago. Was like, yeah you know what, this will bring me a lot of joy for years both building it and looking at it. Also it was right after it came back in sale and they were $1000 on eBay. So I was like yeah I need to buy it now! So yeah anyway I spent $800 on a LEGO set lmao
I wasn’t even supposed to be here today!
Holy fuck Javelins are so deadly. Russian can openers. Was one those last ones fired in direct fire mode??
NASA: this guy’s right, we should build a Dyson Sphere.
Lmao ok that one guy basically was driving with one foot out the door. He fuckin sent it like a second after the first strike.
Your mom enjoyed my jokes
Gotta get that schmear on the rear
Also true. See: our pitwall