So you’re saying there’s a chance…

NOT IF I HAVE TO VOTE ON THE XITTER (prounounced shitter)

JENKINNSSSSSSSS

Being poly, absolutely. I wouldn’t need to do it for my kids, I would just go because we’re still friends and I like her new life partner.

Or get sold into sexual slavery, and if you get pregnant by your rapist, fuck you, you’re having his baby.

Thank you for using clear language with proper spelling and grammar. It is a rare thing to see these days.

This sounds like an apology video written by an AI and thus I am not sure if you’re being sarcastic.

He had a pocket full of horses

Well now. What the fuck. South Park parodied this song? Lol. I had no idea.

Acknowledged.

Democracy

Fake Nudes

Ah yes, the Lemmy version of The Aristocrats.

https://youtu.be/_Ijihli14Wk?si=bqmYrwzV_NsZqNLn

How can I unsubscribe from Lemon Facts?

Bird flu? I have the cure. Bear Meat. - RFK Jr. 2025

Holy shit. That is actually awesome. https://youtu.be/Gm2XiOvL_Fg?si=dKcglZEEWYPD5PcL

And so it goes…

Fuck me. I was born in Sacramento but do not consider myself a Californian. However, I do support them thumbing their noses at the upcoming federal douchebags.

Did you hear the joke about Cinderella? She choked at the ball.