Our citizens pay taxes out of pure love and devotion to our Dear Leader. We don’t have room for your silly Western moralities.

Trains do not derail in North Korea. It is forbidden.

Quiet, fool. Let it be known that no country is more democratic than the DPRK.

It’s merely a coincidence our Dear Leader received 100% of the votes.

No

Those are photoshopped images from untrustworthy western media; do not trust them. Homes in North Korea shine as bright as our love for our esteemed leader.

Please stop sharing lies.

The highly esteemed Kim family does not require food, so your point is entirely redundant.

1800s? Public executions are a treasured pastime in my country.