Elon is the nerd kid that got invited to sit with the cool kids, but only because they wanted them to do their homework for them.

Now the homework is handed in and the Elon is still hanging around them and sitting at their table because he has no idea they were using him.

He won’t get the hints that they despise him untill one of them turns to his face and openly says “fuck off nerd, we never liked you”

All the school meals they take away from children they will ship to Moscow.

The candy, freshly snatched from a baby’s hand, will be sent direct to the Kremlin.

"But what if we try to stop destroying the planet and someone else keeps making more profits by continuing to do so?! How is that fair on our shareholders?

How are we supposed to keep increasing our revenue under those conditions? I don’t think you are thinking about what’s really important here"

Yeah, but those missiles in the ocean were THREATENING people who have MONEY. The Palestinian children don’t have any money.

So I’m sure you can see the conundrum here for world leaders

(/s. Just in case, hard to know these days)

Ah yeah, it’s always after I pop a Nytol that I start getting fascist thoughts and feel compelled to broadcast them to the world.

But you know, at least the sheriff’s office has his back. I know my employer wouldn’t tolerate me posting messages about using my job to selectively target our customers based on their political leanings. Which is good for him I suppose.

Imagine talking about great RPG companions and not mentioning Knights of the Old Republic

We just keep having the largest most destructive storms and floods in years, and some people still claim this is totally normal and nothing we can do about it.

And those people are massive cunts

So they can use it to help in maintaining their required high level of fitness?

I think if he’s blasted then maybe he will think twice before doing it again

A subscription to being alive

What a cunt

“tHeReS nO pLaCe fOr ViOlEnCe iN PoLiTiCs!”

What a bunch of cunts

Were the roles reversed the headline would read “Hamas backed terrorist group attacks Israeli civilians”

Maybe you are a career politician and need to wank off someone and vape without getting in the news about it.

There is no paradox.

Tolerance is a social contract that both guides and protects your actions. If you breach that contract by being a cunt then you are no longer afforded it’s protections for the same.

Nazis demand you accept them while demonising others and will continue to take advantage of you being “tolerant” for as long as you allow it.

Have aids wheel out a small futon into the front row and Jammy Dodger Vance won’t be able to keep his composure.

Why does he allow them to exist in the first place? He created them and their thoughts.

Satan’s influence you say? So Satan is more powerful than god?

Sharon

Pronounce the Ch like Chiropodist.

Hmm? Cherry picked example? No, I’m more of a rum man myself.