That is because of the brown sprinkles.

Because it is the misdirection for Agenda 21.

Left and right both work towards the same direction. One takes in one way while the other takes from another, like lumberjacks on a two-man saw taking down a redwood.

My favorite flavor is itching.

Isn’t she wearing an Apple watch?

They aren’t stranded because there is the emergency capsule to get them back.

Classic corporate doublespeak and half truths.

One that doesn’t know she has bladder control issues.

That portion of the country wouldn’t vote for any Democrat anyways.

Freedom isn’t free brother!

You speak Texan, not American English. Ya’ll get your own way of talkin’ and power grid.

Best country in America.

Idk, I was too old and not on the right kind of drugs to watch it when it came out.

If that is true, my explanation still holds up with the change that their parents moved to America from Madagascar.

Fixed. Sorry, English is my first language but my autocorrect is aggressive.

Also “appraised” and “apprised” are not homonyms, unless you pronounce them wrong.

Clearly they are Jewish and their ancestors were part of The Madagascar Plan, where Nazi Germany was forced resettling Jewish people in Madagascar.

They have largely been isolated and weren’t able to keep apprised of what happened after their family was resettled. Germany had been really pushing to establish a military base in Antarctica for decades, so the penguins had the understanding that Germany must be well established there by the time they got there.

So that is why Penguins from Madagascar would believe that people in Antarctica would be speaking German.

HUDs in cars have been a thing since the late 80s, not the same thing as an whole windshield display for AR.

The ads are a concern, but it would be neat to have your nav overlayed on the road. I imagine manufacturers removing instrument clusters and putting all the relevant information on the windshield in the next evolution of Tesla’s dumb idea to put everything on the infotainment.

There totally will be driverless taxi with obnoxious and unmutable ads, just like with gas pumps. You will be able to watch ads on YouTube and Netflix while your car drives you to the next location of a realized dystopian nightmare.

A man of culture, I see.

All my homies love diagnosing problems by decoding LEDs blinking in code.

Instructions unclear, now have yeast infection.

If you read the instructions, that is for body hair and not your lady junk and starfish. You are also suppose to test the hair melting cream out on a small spot to make sure you don’t have an abnormal reaction. There is a nair for sensitive areas. You will have to wait it out.

The burning will stop, but things may get pretty gnarly looking and you will want to apply a moisturizing lotion to help with dry skin or scabs. You may want to seek medical care if it is like road rash bad or doesn’t calm the fuck down.

Dewayo is going to the mooooon. Just hold out and you will see Lambo, everybody is sleeping on that and once the halving happens, you will laugh all the way to the beachfront villa.

I swore at rocks all morning and nobody is accepting cursed stones for groceries. I haven’t tried Walmart, should I try there?