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colorblind people are like, “yeah, totally.”
The End is Nigh(tly updated, don’t worry)
colorblind people are like, “yeah, totally.”
the over fishing parallel is a stretch, but yeah, we have been tucked into believing that everything is a service. That our privacy is the first payment for those services. All this data hording will always be terrible no matter how generational it becomes. Under the guise of “industry standard” as if there is no other option.
oh man. maximum gravity submission is the shit.
Already here. It’s called repossession.
ignore entirely the context and the insult,“I need you to do two things: Shut up and go away.”
could be a spider nest/eggsack. I had to take my whole grill apart and found one right at the end of a burner tube
Gene edit the particular gnats in my area out of existence
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You got time to duck?
Gen X is getting AARP literature in the mail. I know some people who’s kids have graduated college.
Unmuted Porn from a crackly laptop speaker
This weird old elf/woman forces herself onboard and starts destroying everything. Then she does it again but this time she sees a hologram of herself and is like, “oh, sorry. guess I’ll go home now. bye.”
I mean, you put a bib on him. He’s a hungy lil baby
so, can they do upgrades yet? Like, super strength or crazy bad breath?
it looks like a forbidden lovers rendezvous…
you know we shouldn’t do this…but I love you…but, we can’t!
It’s chowder
they spelled “Hello World!” wrong