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- Apply heavy makeup
- Get angry at the guy to not recognize you without your heavy makeup
- ???
- Profit
Ok I start. For Slovakia I say ‘Kráľovná bielych tenisiek’ (Queen of white sneakers) by Elán
I know what you mean and in a way it’s almost insulting. Like there are nations who trully love certain sports and they take it as part of their national pride … and then there is US. Where you wonder “why are you guys even here? Why are you taking fun from people who enjoy this game? What do you even take from this?”
Where I live we have the same situation with ice hockey - our entire nation basically stops for IIHF world hockey championship, everyone watches it and we celebrate every win. And then there is US. Which regularly wins some medal and you have a feeling that no one in the US even notices.
Nice but you should’ve used a different movie. I mean the Gladiator premiere was like yesterday, must have been few years ago max, am I right?
Yes where I live, we use cm usually. Also height is almost always measured without shoes
Thaaat’s right Mike!
Bad english classes apparently :(
But can be fixed! Done
I see it’s from 2021, I’m surprised this isn’t used as a meme template (or at least I haven’t seen it)
I was recently thinking - is this like a real thing? Or is it more like a joke since cucumber looks the way it looks?
Have they already added commercial breaks?
Sure, but I can drive for more than 11 hours and still be in Romania 👍
I’m with you but I get it that sometimes it’s convenient. My wife likes what we call “cup recipes” in baking where everything is measured in cups/glasses (this was a new thing couple of years ago where I live). It’s very fast and convenient.
But yes, it gets out of hand. I mean “a cup of celery”? … How? Why?
9gag, they also have 816. Is this where the screenshot is from?
Citroen Saxo, everything was SO cheap. I remember I had to replace a side mirror and a new one was like … 30€? And I was able to do it myself.
Replacing a side mirror on my Octavia was almost 500€!
You’ve got a point. But that would mean we’re praising some low-level noob. Or maybe bro like created a new account and has got skillz but got like a new low level character
Yeah but … that is still kind of weak? I mean we are talking about personification of the creator of the universe. Like you spawn some fish to one-time feed people? Couldn’t you like create a lake for generations to come? Or something?
Also “wine from water” is like … really? You come to Earth with all your power and you solve petty problems like not enough wine at the wedding?
And for “raising a man from the dead” - Lazarus was his friend. And from the Bible it really sounds like he came to the Bethany just because he was his friend. And I look at this and wedding in Cana and … you came here to Earth just to help your friends? Really? Like could you maybe do something for humanity as a whole? With all this power … and you’re using it for petty problems and helping your friends.
Like sure, if they’re real then those trully are mirracles. But if you’re son of creator of the entire universe and life as we know it … boy are those weak, weak mirracles
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Went to the pizzeria,
Came back with gonorrhea.