A geologist and archaeologist by training, a nerd by inclination - books, films, fossils, comics, rocks, games, folklore, and, generally, the rum and uncanny… Let’s have it!
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The police are running tests now.
Well now we know where Mary got to, she’s been missing a while. I shouldn’t have left her in a bath outside my front door with a Santa hat on all over the festive period, but I took solace in that fact that someone woke upon New Years Day with a hangover and a new houseguest they couldn’t explain.
Johnson concluded: “Of course, I knew he was right, and I secretly agreed with what they all thought, but did not want to say aloud: that the whole thing was nuts.”
His first clue should have been that it was his idea.
This is clearly the start of a horror movie where the owner realises these are trophies from bizarre murders and that she has a were-cat in her house.
“Hi, I’d like Swedish meatballs and some Ben Wa balls, please.”
“So that’s one battered sausage and a CBT device”
“Following an ‘incident’ we are legally obliged to remind customers not to mix up the jumbo sausage and the double-ended dildo.”
Just Eat Out.
Babies in knees is one thing but an ab Messiah?
That kind of thing - I have quite a good thick blade pointy (but not too pointy) knife for splitting apart frozen stuff like chicken breasts (although these days I tend to split a tray up into bags and freeze them) but if it’s as simple as a burger a butter knife should suffice.
It’s all in the spreadsheet, they just needed some time for all the data to get added.
“This camera can steal your soul!”
“Yeah, I’ve seen Crocodile Dundee too”
“No, it really can!!”
She sounds way drunker.
I give a link below but sin_free gives a decent summary - to be wet is to have water on something, so water itself can’t be wet.
In no particular order, genre shows include:
I often, stupidly, try and pry frozen meat apart like this. However, I have a range of blunt knives for such purposes.
That’s all very cod, perhaps you didn’t batter it enough or perhaps it had already had its chips.
Dana White took to Twitter on Tuesday to promote his new Power Slap League television show, days after the UFC president was filmed slapping his wife on New Year’s Eve.
That implies this doesn’t already exist and they aren’t just biding their time until they’ve trained up their aquatic army.
Time to start punching your fish into submission.
Or wrestlers.
Kind of like a Halloween version of Rule 34.