“I don’t get paid enough for this”

Y’all is gender neutral, do so I imagine it’s fine

Edit: typo lol

Because the one on the right is funnier

Counterargument: a centaur is a human torso on a horse’s neck, so it’s the right one

Yes and that’s jambo in the pic

Live your life but please don’t do that in public for my kids to see

This is funny but also kinda spot on? Once you have real “fuck you” money, the only important thing is the actual number, not the money associated with it

Dionysus certainly is a menace

There’s a hidden spider, he’s >!in the mailbag in the mail truck!<

Surprise MRI

Back fell off

Inside Out but all my emotions are these Muppets

No sugar

Yet people keep buying from them

Oh I have a +7 to using rope! I use my boots of flying to go alongside the bridge and fix it!

The last thing you want…

In your Burger King burger…

Is someone else’s foot fungus

• Sun Tzu: The Art of War

“Who lit all these torches?”

Cool shirt but it looks photoshopped, the white text is so much brighter than the white on his hat

Fun fact, wild almonds have lethal amounts of cyanide, it’s only through selective breeding that we can eat them

It’s Nerf or Nothing