I think Jason Statham is also in this one

Is this from the office?

This is why I hate fishing

It’s more likely to be called the United Christian Kingdom, which will be shortened unironically to the UK by the idiots that live here

Star wars

It’s the same premise as the hitman’s bodyguard

This comment is quite the rabbit hole for a solar storm

Little did he know, it’s really a 6 year contract with two years inactive ready reserve

The CIA has an internship program for college grads

((30 x 30)-30-29) x .01, easy

do it

Every 5th grader I know has a phone (I’m a parent not a creeper). So it’s not just the rich and stupid. Cell network companies give these things away under 2 year plans that most can afford. And it’s not just two year plans, my kids have $50 phones from Motorola that are +6". I think most people like a big phone and it’s only us few that want to see sub 5" phones.

Only if I could go out and ask my friends and family for the money so I didn’t actually have to pay the $0.25.

Wow, all it took for me was a gay man clutching my testicles during a five minute conversation about how vasectomies aren’t really reversible for me to get clipped. I was only 30 years old

Sure, but do not recommend is different than will not give.

“I’m sorry, if you’re not wearing a tie at this moment then we shouldn’t really be talking about the government shutdown” --real quote from politician, probably

Welcome to the defense industry!

Shad…Shad White

Oh, and she’s a grandma. That’s not super important information, but you should know

Children also believe in Santa, it’s just a phase