“Hey Ross, when you were yelling ‘piv-AT piv-AT,’ what did you mean?”

Ever heard of the cable channel TLC? You might change you assessment…

They do. They’re just drones, tho.

Remember the poors killing that sweet, innocent healthcare denier? Well, DON’T!

LOOK! DRONES!

Fuckin’ A.

I ask “why” every time I’m reminded Imagine Dragons exist, too.

Full-on mask off, now. Owner class protecting owner class, nothing to see here. These aren’t the droids you’re looking for. Move along.

Yes, it is.

I used to think it was just a movie that happened during Christmas, but it wasn’t a Christmas movie. I changed my mind when it was pointed out that the movie wouldn’t have happened if it wasn’t Christmas. He was visiting his family for Christmas. It’s not a typical Christmas movie, but it is a Christmas movie.

My $.02

Use it to fill the holes in your canoe?

Add in hysterical, blood-vessel-throbbing shrieks at the person in front, and you’ve just described my mom’s driving. It’s terrifying to ride anywhere with her.

Sorry. If it’s not playground rules, then it’s just mayhem.

You still here? You’re not living in a DE-lux apartment in the sky yet?

Doesn’t begin and end with the same letter! You’re out!

…llllfonso.

Now now, I’m sure the constant screaming of the sacrifice children at the annual Pot Luck/Sacrifice Orgy had an effect, too.

“Gimme da cash!”

Yes.

Africa? Australia? Antarctica…?!

And when they are they’re so stuffed full of pork that to vote for healthcare you also have to vote for having your bones ground for tomorrow’s bread.

Translation: “we didn’t think this predatory behavior would affect our bottom line, and we deeply regret that it has.”