Troll-slaying ax, and some woolen socks.

I just want to say you have such a musical, even melodious name. DaDaDaDa-DA, it flows so well <3

Hahahaha I remember when TicTok was newish a friend of mine (who never once actually used TikTok) boomerly complained that it was “just underage girls twerking”.

He then proceeded to get roasted to hell and back the rest of the night, because Tiktock was famous for its algorithm showing you what you want to see. One boomer lying whine, and then 4 hours of being on blast and forever’s worth of random inside jokes on him.

Ayo internet understand shitposts.

Damn, seeing you downvoted makes see how sadly opinionated Lemmy is.

Like if you live in a rural area, a firearm is a fantastic and common investment. In rural areas, emergency help is a while away or nonexistent. Animal Control isn’t gonna be there when your chickens are getting snatched by a raccoon or your pets are getting hunted by coyotes. Cops aren’t gonna show up in time if some methhead is bashing down your door.

Plus, with a firearm, you can hunt! Yay for the most ethically sound way of putting meat on your table!

Real, cows gotta learn!

Man, that’s a uniquely disgusting way to remember the folks killed to save their country and other countries from domination.

You might try and fuck off with that attitude for one day

Damn, I always thought it was called Shreckoslovakia, my history books growing up were sadly outdated :'(

I love to sing, how does one get better at singing?

Boy do I have a song for you!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YYJ5ZViYhHQ

I was rather drunk and apparently only read half your comment, lmao

Thanks for the explanation anyway!

Ese, what???

Yeah, I’ve worked in factories and this smells of a cautionary fairytale.

The company just happens to have enough cash on hand to suddenly buy 52+ weeks worth of material? Their suppliers are ready to fulfill an order that large that quickly out of the blue?

Where will the 52 weeks of material be stored?

Not the poles, the Poles! They’re flocking to Detroit to consult Poles before the election.

You misunderstand, CBS has it right, Michiganders are flocking to their local Polack before they vote, that’s all.

What

Funny, Dr. Dick-Handler, this shit is funny!

This reads as a shitpost, but I’ll advise on the chance it isn’t and you’re in a crazy deadly situation.

Make a show of applying for remote Jobs ASAP, do it tomorrow. Dress up nice for the “E-meetings”, and then hop in discord or something with a friend and have an “Interview” that goes well.

Then, explain to your family that you need to submit documents to HR to complete onboarding. Get ALL your personal documents in hand, and then ride off into the sunset away from them.

OK, boomer