We are ruled by rapists

Trump was literally voted out of office over it.

Balls, they aint got em

…Can you explain the character better for those of ous who don’t Game any thrones or Sing without fire and ice, thanks.

Shrinkflation

Not a great analogy considering Vaping is infinitely healtheri than Smoking, but… yeah… they need to go to Mastodon.

Smart people don’t work for the bad guys for free Jack.

She’s actually been having a “Too little, too late” Heel Face Turn, so probably not

I still don’t know why Kamela didn’t just run ads reminding people of all those who aren’t here because of Trump’s handling of Covid.

I keep trying to tell people. We do not live in Idiocracy, Idiocracy is a fucking utopia compared to what our situation is

My advice is for you to wipe my butt clean with your tongue my guy.

Crash? Doesn’t it have to be moving at all to crash?

The brain is a part of the body, this is like saying “There’s a close relation between finger and hand.”

Someone better pick up that phone, because I fucking called it.

I want the end of the world too, but it’s because I don’t wanna survive the apocalypse, we are not the same.

Haha… I’m depressed.

I keep trying to load the hot girl skin, but I’m still me…

How do I get my money back for these microtransactions?

That’s sadly almost every '24 Trump Voter I’ve ever spoken to.

Ya know… if I thought someone was literally Hitler, the last thing I’m gonna fucking do is help them literally have control of… everything.

Tankies who didn’t vote for Harris: We did it! We saved Palestine!

With Musk what he’d see as wasteful is… anything that isn’t his fucking kickbacks or programs that make his ex-wife start returning his calls.