My Casio gets updated daily from an atomic clock. It knows what time it is.

There’s so much potential, and it’s all being thrown in the gutter.

But muh buzzwords?

Lenin is pictured, what are you on about?

Someone keeping their promises, finally!

Ragù isn’t French, but nice try.

Sikeology

I use Arch btw

But we signed a lot of environmental treaties that no one ever intended to keep their promises on. So yay, us!

New geometrical shape dropped

At different locations. But even then, it’s the fucking driver’s fault. Every time. Unless cars are too hard for the general public and they should only be allowed for professionals, or banned entirely

Ok so if some bozo who can’t drive double-amputees a dude in front of a store, it’s the store’s fault. They should install safety measures. Noted.

So if you owned a 7-11 store and some dude ran his car into it, it’s your fault?

Sure it’s possible. For instance, the Cybertruck could run into a fire hydrant

Yeah but we’ve only used text for years now, so go doodle your features

My dumbass friends who work in tech thought IRC was too much of a hassle. So we ended up on dickschord

Or she gets wet and you all catch on fire

Your tax dollars at work 🔫

I mean politicians do this all the time without being senile, and in Norway the reporters just nicely say that it didn’t answer the question. The roughest reporters will try several times to get a real answer, which always leads to a loop where the politician just repeats the answer prepared by their PR people over and over