Karlos_Cantana

That’s obvious. The question is how to stop them.

Holy shit snacks! That sounds awesome!

Your hose isn’t big enough to soak every server in the world.

All I need is Data to understand these wippersnappers? Where do I get one of those?

Is there even anything worth watching on Prime? I haven’t even looked at it in years.

Maybe they are all of those things.

You just caused me to make a fatal error.

I slipped something in your drink. Don’t fight it. Just ride the wave.

I wish I could have some time alone. I never have any time to myself.

I just dialed it and it said “the international number you dialed is not available”.

You mean that old hermit that lives on Tatooine? No way he’s a Jedi.

That’s not 6 inches, oh wait… Yes, that’s 6 inches.

Why do you have a pic of William Shatner while quoting Gandalf?

My father was a piece of shit when he was 22 and he’s still a piece of shit. I’m a piece of shit, but not nearly the piece of shit that he is. That makes me better than him. I like these comparisons.

This article is a year old, but it’s still possible to buy dumb tvs.

I’d also like to make her come.

TIFIFY- “I have five unread semails”.

This site lists the ones that are and aren’t federated with Threads. I don’t know of a complete list of all the instances and all their federations, though.

I can barely ad single digit numbers, much less hominem.

You don’t have to fuck Meta, but unfortunately Meta will still fuck you.