There’s no way my broke ass would ever have that much cash.

At least the piss has flavor.

I don’t know what I would call it, but I have been wanting a more furry style for quite a while. Like hoodies that have ears on the hood (or hats with the same), things that are actually fuzzy and such, tail belts that actually work as belts, etc. Not just character designs on t-shirts or just using furry art on the clothing.

I always make sure my variables are named in ways I can remember what they’re for. The only time I just use generic var1, var2, etc is if I am experimenting with a function I’ve never used before and wanna play around with it to see how it’s used.

This should be easily read by others but there could be times where it’s an inside joke.

Cash. No app part. Just cash.

Oh shit. A Japanese cat!

Bows politely

If I close the laptop by lifting the bottom instead of lowering the top, is that also “shutting it up?” 🤔

What if I’m not interested in playing online? Does the new console just require a subscription or something? I didn’t actually watch the announcement because I don’t need a hardware upgrade. I need more games that use what I already fuckin’ have.

These specific virus types are so machine like, I can’t help but imagine they are intelligently designed by some alien life. Everything else looks organic and kinda random because of natural selection; these fuckers look purpose built.

That and it was prohibition so your moonshine operation was against the law.

“You can spend funbucks on things like taking a restroom break.”

So what’s actually new or different about what has already existed for quite a while now?

I really wanna know if Japanese cats sound different than American cats and actually say “nya” instead of “meow.”

Telling a laptop to shut down is very different from telling it to shut up or just shut. Shutting a laptop doesn’t shut it down (at least, not by default).

I wanna know what jobs y’all have that simply being on Lemmy itself isn’t NSFW.

Watch 'em fuck up and cut the wrong cable and now the entire country of Russia doesn’t have Internet access.

Ah the ol’ George Costanza method.

“It’s not a lie… If you believe it.”

If my dog looked like that I’d shave its butt and teach it to walk backwards.

This might just be because California made it law, but Walmart’s only dress code was that you had to wear jeans and their supplied vest. They couldn’t tell you how to have your hair, that you couldn’t have visible tats or piercings, etc.

Head shops probably don’t care much, too. Just make sure you’re actually on drugs if they drug test you.

Isn’t the Switch $300? 🤔