It was written in the absence of the laws of physics, cut it some slack

It’s gonna be a blast. I’m excited for you.

I love spicy olive oils infused with chilis

55 days is a lot though if you were only prepared for a few. Plus the fear must have been nuts.

“I’m finawwy fwee” you say without teeth

I’d give a source but it’s physically in my house and it’s heavy

I’ve been to a few festivals but never burning man. Mostly when I was in my late teens and early twenties. The combination of camping with best friends, being young and carefree, smoking weed and using hallucinogens, and listening to fun live bands was fucking amazing. So many hilarious and awesome stories, it’s hard to choose just one to share. Would love to experience it all again some day.

Gogurt male

We finally finished biology

Leaked image from the best timeline

“You’re several weeks past due. I’ve called the collections agency.”

Now kiss

Reminded me of this math joke:

A physicist, engineer, and mathematician are asked by a local farmer to build the smallest fence they possibly can to hold in all of his sheep.

The physicist builds a big fence and slowly reduces the size until he can’t reduce the fence any longer.

The engineer measures each sheep, stacks them in a specific way, and then builds a fence around them.

The mathematician builds a small fence around himself, then defines himself to be outside the fence.

Steel card

It’s a mental illness

Even Spotify has a version of them 🤯😡😤

Open it and knock it over

Come to Brasil

Guys don’t punish it. Don’t scare it. It’s trying to communicate.

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