If I’d had a million guesses I wouldn’t have guessed that and yet it makes perfect sense, thank you

I definitely need context for “grandma’s sitting has ended”

I do not like it =(

The sphere looks like a cuddler so I’ll marry that. Probably kiss the dodecahedron because he looks like a bad boy. Sorry antiprism, you just don’t have it

It’s strange how there’s a collection of specific magic words in a specific order that can do anything but they can accidentally use the wrong word in this one and it’s just fine

Well, I’m sure this time the two-day blackout will work!

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Ah, well now, you’ve got me there, I guess you really have Shown Me Who’s Boss. Your rhetorical tricks are masterful

Oh look, it’s another one, this time trying a subtly different tactic. Still, I give it a 4/10 at best, must try harder

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“My source is that I made it the fuck up”

I mean, probably. I’ve aged like 3 centuries in the last decade, time is meaningless and my memory doesn’t work anymore outside of stale memes

Hence the word “start”. It’ll take a lot of work, and it’ll be unpleasant, but it’s necessary because the alternative is to let America know that it can consider itself the ruler of us all. To say nothing of all the horrible shit that will come after

In a sensible world this would be the start of Europe fully turning away from America. Alas, we don’t live in a sensible world, so…

Good old fashioned British conspiracy theories, none of this foreign muck - luv me reptilian royal family, 'ate the deep state, simple as

Yep, although I take some slight comfort that the whole “deep state” thing doesn’t seem to have found much of a foothold here (yet?)

I can’t speak for Europe proper (relatively sane Europe), here in the UK I fully expect most of that same kind of behaviour. Probably not to the same extent as the US but it’ll be bad

To be fair, what even is the fucking point of reporting it anymore? We saw what ended up happening with covid, where even otherwise right-minded people started having tantrums about masks and vaccines. The vast majority of people are not going to take precautions with a new pandemic, I half expect the right wingers to start deliberately sneezing in each others faces and asking if we’re triggered by it. We’re screwed if another pandemic happens, and reporting on it won’t even remotely change that, as a species overall we just be too stupid to survive

Not exactly anxious or stressed, but I can’t make myself do anything - I can’t read a book or play a game or anything - because in the back of my mind I do have the thought that I’ll get too invested in it and suddenly realise it’s 5 minutes before a thing that I should have left half an hour ago for