I don’t think the vice president has that power.

It’s clearly the sound an old modem makes when connecting to the internet.

It might just be lint

Catnip dealer

Hope you like microtransactions

Always has been

Right back at ya.

Better yet, make a meme about it

Here, this should help

I know. It’s basically an IRL Zen koan.

If you’re going to commit to a recursion, you’re going to have to commit to a recursion.

I know it’s hard to grasp but there is wisdom in this, if you care to find it.

Set to graze

By making YouTube videos, duh

Finally someone who gets me

Hey, I might enjoy an adult beverage from time to time, but I am usually not violent (except in video games).

Happens to the best of us…

Sucks that you aren’t even fun without it

Depends on whether you bought puts or sold them.

I eated it