I’m French and I assumed it was German

… If there were no rules you’d rape animals? Maybe you should go to church, but don’t pretend we’re all like you

Joe Hisaishi must be sad

Don’t they already spread blood borne diseases?

Wait I’m confused. If Putin isn’t denying that there are North Koreans fighting for him, does that mean there aren’t any North Koreans fighting for him?

We’re fine, it’s only 8. Now if it reaches 12 monkeys …

Must be the first time I see a Chihuahua from this angle, he doesn’t look like one to me. Still very cute, would pet

That niche being flying bloodsucker? I’m not sure the alternative will be any better

Sure, but it’s plastic in addition to the aluminium can. Might be better overall but not exactly ground breaking ecologically speaking.

Must be profitable, though, or they would have disappeared

What about the plastic lining in the can?

Based

Surely it caught fire and then sank?

Yes, but Russia doesn’t have nuclear weap… I mean, Russia doesn’t control Congr… Totally different situation ok!

“My God, it’s a swamp in here!”

“Not usually, no. It’s just the flood.”

“I meant in my pants.”

“Well ye you’re drenched, from the flood.”

You’re just jealous

Obviously: how would they weight themselves otherwise?

Well damn you then! I hope you have a happy life and die of old age, America-born person!

They’ll have to rename it if Trump loses, though

The Skull Throne ain’t gonna build itself

OP got blood-bonded lmao