I was chatting with a stock photographer a while back. Apparently the most important thing is the tags that you give the photos. The best ones are abstract because you aren’t competing with “hand” and “pen”. If you can make your photo of a hand holding a pen fit “wistful” or “trenchant” then you have a better chance of it being seen. Making thousands of weird photos like a hammer/screwdriver/wand being held over a watermelon/plastic duck/brick by a clown/policeman/nurse and giving them abstract tags is the way to go.

That’s all right. I didn’t want my kids to have a habitable planet anyway.

Dam slunk?

I lost all respect for it when they just ignored logic and physics with driving the car backwards/forwards.

I feel that the nature of my framework is too simple and too focused on a specific goal to be worthy of the name.

A lot of them were shifted 1 second into the future following the problems with the cracked frampton valve on a popular model of felindrical phase felcher.

Every time I want to do something, I have a look around the baffling ecosystem of frameworks and end up writing it from scratch because it’s easier than wading through the bullshit.

It totally depends on the person. I’m from the left-driving UK, and have friends who hate every second of driving in the rest of Europe. Personally, I find it takes about 10 minutes to acclimatise and then it seems normal and I’m fine.

Their beliefs are firmly rooted in bullshit and you can’t use logic to argue with them, so this changes nothing.

Oat milk is definitely the best. Better than moo milk for cereal, in my opinion.

• Especially if the horse is made from jeans.

I see you like to live dangerously. Have a completely separate account on your computer for porn.

I feel that I became a little bit stupider after reading this article.

Now waiting for spam articles about which is the best poop knife.

Milla Jovovich, Resident Evil
Han So-hee, My Name

Short answer: yes.

Long answer: yes, it is.

This doesn’t really explain anything. Not least why I should use it.

I, for one, welcome our new spiny overlords.

Better than getting worse more quickly, which is what was happening.

When I’m not broken, an 8 mile cycle ride that takes around 30 minutes. I’m currently recovering from a broken kneecap and getting the bus in, which is about 20 minutes and 5 minutes walk each end.