I hope they all have strokes.

Because it’s mostly titanium white…

Kinda like the instant coffee my grandma uses. For some reason it has no nutritional information on it at all. Not even caffeine content.

Where does instant coffee fall in this paradigm?

Twitter dies when advertisers realize there’s no money in paying to advertise there. The moment it becomes more advantageous to pay for the ads somewhere else, it collapses.

It was supposed to be a warning, not an instruction manual!!!

It’s normal when I’m making fucking chili Susan! And there’s a difference between too much salt and adding the appropriate amount of salt.

And research has shown that the most effective way to not have problems with too much sodium in the blood/high blood pressure is to drink more fucking water.

And the person that complains to me about the salt levels in my food? A) didn’t pay for the fucking food and B) drinks 12 fucking diet Dr peppers a day because “they are healthier.” So fuck em!

Sanders would have won.

I’m a white dude with no tattoos, but I have this argument all the time with my family. “You can add hot sauce and salt afterward for yourself!” That’s not how this works Susan. That’s not how any of this works. All of cooking is chemistry and physics! And get over it! If I’m cooking I’m using salt and guajillio peppers!

Source: Gay and cook food.

They should make sanders or Cortez the head of the DNC and be done with it.

(I know that’s not how it works, but still.)

You don’t think MAGA goons would organize constitutional conventions to keep their god king in office?

Or start stapling posters places.

Out the window? Recoverable. Shredded to bits at the bottom of a dirty disposal, just like the constitution? That’s where it’ll go.

My district voted 86% for Trump to 14% for Harris.

I have no neighbors. Just people who will report me to the secret police in the future.

I still haven’t slept. Too depressed and filled with anxiety to calm myself.

One last hurrah from dark Brandon and his nuclear football would really change that electoral count.

THIS is the bad place!

Oh, I know it. They don’t believe that’s how tariffs work because “Trump said so!!!¡1!”

Here I am remembering my AP US History, crying.

I stopped drinking 5 years ago. I quit smoking weed 4 months ago.

It’s… It’s really hard to not just go out and buy some weed to fill that void in my soul right now.

I think tomorrow, I’m gonna double my Adderall dose.

My whole family voted for Donald Trump. I’m gay. They voted for me and my friends to get murdered so gas prices would go down.

Any EU guys want a neurodivergent American boyfriend? I could really use an out.