That’s a damned good first attempt.

My grandfather just turned 95. He will probably continue voting for Republicans until he is 120.

Insanity is an emergent property.

What constitutes violent crime? I would assume crimes that don’t involve guns have gone down enough to make up the difference.

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I would far rather the spiders in my house eat these things.

It’s true, I have been on a very long waiting list for an endocrinologist. Of course, I’m in America, so that doesn’t help your argument.

Depends on hair type. Conditioner can be heavy on baby fine hair. I almost never condition my chicken feathers.

Total abortion bans are not actually popular among any voters. But us-vs-them extremism works extremely well.

My cardamom jar is identical to my white pepper.

Expluded

OK, now I understand that Yeah Yeah Yeahs song.

The problem is that people can map fictional resistance movements onto opposite real life parties. In my college poli Sci class, both I (a known lefty) and the most conservative guy in class excitedly supported the idea of showing V for Vendetta. I guarantee the January 6 guys thought they were in an underdog resistance movement.

Only 77? Dude’s young enough to serve two terms as president.

Pssh, look who’s bragging about having three entire friends.

That is not accurate. Immigration right now is causing a variety of problems, including for those migrating. I recommend reading this for an explanation of the current issues and some independent ideas on how to solve them.

It only requires the app for chilled and filtered. The regular tap water is still available.

Someone alert Alex Horne

Thank you for your service.

Nothing. I should be limited to one or less.