this is how you level up from being a drag queen to a drag empress.

maybe… shove-in > 'ove-in > oven shove-out > 'ove-out > oveut so it should be called an ‘oveut.’ i will now oveut hot eat the food into the event horizon of the collapsed singularity formerly my grey matter. why do i feel like i’ve been french kissed by cthulhu?

after much deliberation, the mason city community school district board of education came to the unanimous decision to ban selections from the public library based on the recommendations of a popular chat bot that has recently gained notoriety for simply making shit up. the board felt the unorthodox mode of handling the important choice of children’s education and enrichment was justified as none of the members had actually read a book. the assistant superintendent of curriculum and instruction, who’s job is literally to make such decisions, responded with further explanation, “i have more important things to do.”

pronounced: spanc

they collected $149k, donated $10k to the food back and kept the rest. now the DA is making them pay $50k. which leaves $89k net profit? seems like a lucrative business model.