They’re just sore losers.

Ok…. Not sure anyone really cares.

What is with theeth births not kithing?

“I get mine right down the street from an artisan place where my husband Geoffrey is best friends with the owners Geoffrey. So divine. “

Cillian Murphy’s character from Dunkirk makes it across the Atlantic with the name Oppenheimer and then creates the Atomic Bomb.

Brutal and real. For a reason.

“You see, first thing we did was teach it about the Bible and its teachings. Of course none of that Roman Catholic shit.”

When your patron runs out of money while you’re working on his bust.

And somehow the pharmacist is able to understand that as “tetraphosphate indigo” from Pfizer.

Move it around or wiggle your finger a bit? I dunno

On top of carrots for the pilots, on December 22, 1940, the British Ministry of Agriculture released a statement urging the populace to eat carrots. “If we included a sufficient quantity of carrots in our diet,” the statement read, “we should overcome the fairly prevalent malady of blackout blindness.”

But the government had another motivation in pushing carrots: Great Britain faced food shortages due to wartime rationing, and carrots were plentiful and cheap. This led government agencies to tout them as having eye-strengthening powers as part of widespread campaigns aimed at getting the British public to eat carrots

I have it on good authority Shaq touches his ding-a-ling with Icy Hot

No the problem is no one washes their hands. It’s disgusting.

I’ve got most or all of the seasons. I can upload somewhere but not sure where… any ideas?

Oh man, I remember my first time. I think they had to rebuild the entire Starbucks after that.

I prefer Coca-Cola for my bidet, it helps clean and gives you a nice tingling sensation.

I also choose not to talk to you.