Cool, ticks right at your front door!

5 hours later, that YouTube account has been terminated

Is this a storyboard from True Blood?

That’s the punchline, it’s just very dark humor

Front right is phone, front left is wallet. Keys hang on left side belt loop. Vape in left side pocket, knife in right side. I have magnetic sunglasses that I put in the back right pocket when I’m not using them. Back left is for receipts & such.

🎶please don’t forget to close my bread that’s in a bottle, yeah🎶

It’s got a joke hole that’s just for farts

Boys, I think I inhaled nebulized mackerel juice

That’s just like, your oppinion man

What an ugly car

Am I the only one who hates this format of punchline first?

Well I ain’t seen my baby, don’t know where she’s been / I’ve been eating broccoli, cabbage, rice and beans / Gonna smell foul man, when I let loose / Give you a triple-shot of my toots / But that’s not all there is, yeah that’s only one part / When I do one whistle, one jump, and one fart / One whistle / One jump / And one fart

That has to be some weird ai filter/upscaling artifact, right? Her teeth and neck look weird too. But idk, maybe she really has sidebrows

You just gotta lay it flat on a table, then spin it.

and use sand for lube

Tart cherry pie filling on top of a new york cheesecake is unbelievable

Your falafel just needs a little gravy…

Mister, would you please help my pony

Shouldn’t have had such a sloppy mud pie