Probably semen, though.

To be honest, I love the sound they make. Also: I work in a library.

I have a nice widescreen monitor standing unused at my desk and I work sitting cross legged in my armchair with a laptop on my lap.

And ruin both of them.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/MOS_Technology_6502

6502

Being 80 wouldn’t explain it. My 80+ aunt with severe arthritis (as in having had multiple surgeries on her feet and hands) managed two stairs up and down several times a day with no complaints. She considered it good excercise and saw it as one thing that keept her on her feet.

Exactly how much groceries do people have? I currently live two stairs up from the ground floor as I have lived for more than 15 years. It has honestly never even crossed my mind that carrying up groceries could ever be a problem.

Well, in the Netherlands they also have toilet paper with pictures of puppies on it. So once you’re done sharting on a cockatoo, you can wipe your ass on puppies.

I doubt that this would comply with European privacy legislation.

Why the would the FBI have anything to to with protests in France? FBI has no business doing anything in France. France is in no way under U.S. jurisdiction.