I came here to chew bubblegum and vote against my own interests.

And I’m aaaaaaalll out of bubblegum.

She didn’t marry. She became an MI-5 agent.

Somebody needs to ride on The Devastator.

George Foreman once described Mike Tyson as a “cross-town bus in boxing trunks”.

Same as the old boss…

Dril and XKCD, together at last.

Eng-rage-ment.

The Murmuring is a really good slow burn horror piece.

Give 'em an Archie Slap for even suggesting that shit.

It’s Warframe for folks who aren’t foot fetishists.

Ultimate goth cred is having permanatly black fingernails from radioactive fallout.

Diamonds… come on.

Hence the grudge.

Why do your job when you can just hold a grudge against the Democrats? I hope whoever suggested Garland is working at a capital starbucks now.

M41A Pulse Rifle: 10mm with 30mm over-under pump action grenade launcher.

I am part of the Power Droid Posse.

Gonk-gonk

Good news for South Dakota, moderately okay news for me…

Not a Stewart Lee fan I take it?

And what if there were a dinosaur in that lake?

They sat on their hands for 108 days, and now they’re coming out swinging.