I want to sit on my ass and be unproductive

I sure hope people aren’t going to the sink with their pants still around their ankles

Glass containers with magnetic bottoms problem solved

I don’t know about other people but I go dry 99% of the time and it’s fine.

Shit I already enjoy mine and you’re saying it could have been better?

Maybe it’ll jog his brain away from being a conservative cuck

Makes sense to stop children or the exceptionally dumb from chugging it because mmm tasty

For me it’s “whatever plant I’m least likely to accidentally murder” so usually a succulent of some variety

The trick is doing the work quickly but making it seem like it took longer.

The guarantee for a vote is so worthless. Even if they do honor it, all the Republicans will simply vote No anyway and that’s that.

But on the flip side I feel like it would take far less bombing power to render a field of solar panels inoperable.

Heating up just like the planet let’s go

If you’re in a poop economy and get diarrhea, is that good because more poopin’ or bad because it’s mostly water?

Most of the time when I use those phrases I’m not actually 100% sure and want an out in case I was wrong

It was the same for me. It was becoming especially problematic when I still lived with him during the pandemic, but I moved out and it became much more tolerable. I visit once a week and he’s thankfully capable of holding it in for a couple hours

I’d say so. I love my dad so long as he keeps his fuckin mouth shut about anything related to politics, for example.

Pretty sure they are complaining about the Japanese language here. In Japanese, the words for languages are generally just a compound word of “Nation + character for language”. So French is “France Language” if you took it literally.

Except the word for English which gets to be different

Ok boomer

While I would expect a VPN to reduce speed, I would not expect a 99% reduction

What is it about going to bed that makes your brain go fuck you in particular