I never got a pizza for a book because I didn’t like Pizza Hut pizza and read all the time anyway.

If you’ve got time to read you’ve got time to clean/work/sit on a soulless Zoom call

I’m not bald!

I like them. And turnips. I use them alongside potatoes for a little extra flavor and varied texture. When mashed I call them turpaters.

My high school men’s chorus did an amazing a capella version of this.

Combined with the acoustics of the waiting area for the Maelstrom at EPCOT it sounded awesome.

But then the staff said we weren’t allowed to sing anymore.

I was implying that the owner might have broken it even more when attempting the repair, making it take even longer.

Mostly because my washer started leaking and I’m probably going to break it more, too

This assumes that the owner hasn’t already attempted to repair it themselves

Gladly.

I can’t listen to Tim Minchin’s “White Wine in the Sun” because I’ll bawl like a baby

That song was also originally written by the band SR-71.

Most restaurants around here just outsource that to DoorDash.

And if you order for pickup they sometimes give your food to a random driver because it says “DoorDash” on the ticket

It’s a parabola because the rest of the ellipse is in the ground.

Okay maybe not the 30 minute deadline but free delivery was awesome

I’ve worked a small homestead before and miss it terribly.

Here’s the Mother Earth News article with more details

Milking and threshing sound way more fun than yet another Zoom meeting.

But I want more like 10 acres of arable land and 20-30 acres of forest.

And I’d never do this in a suburb because the soil there is usually crap. They scrape the topsoil off and put back just enough to grow grass.

Back in the day they’d have free delivery and a free pizza if it took more than 30 minutes.

To me it looks like the font for a Nazi-era newspaper headline.

Weird they all look the same, right?

Is that PPLEDGE PPIN?!? ON YOUR UNIFORM!?!