Shhalahr

Yep. That’s a jumper.

This is a brown recluse: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brown_recluse_spider#/media/File:Loxosceles_reclusa_adult_male_4.jpg

Don’t worry Donnie. We’re all dying just a little bit more each day.

Life: It’s terminal.

It turned the mice electric?

How many of them are the “It’s not a religion, it’s a personal relationship with Jesus,” types?

Pregnancy has been traditionally defined as the period of time eggs are incubated in the body after the egg-sperm union.[1] Although the term often refers to placental mammals, it has also been used in the titles of many international, peer-reviewed, scientific articles on fish, e.g. Consistent with this definition, there are several modes of reproduction in fish, providing different amounts of parental care

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pregnancy_in_fish

Going off of this, it’s just a matter of the term “pregnancy” being co-opted to describe something completely different from what it means in its original context. As does happen, even in science.

The young are then released into the water, and the male often mates again within hours or days during the breeding season

Oh, god. They have a pregnancy fetish.

So, I opened this without looking at the source community. I’m on an RPG meme community as well. I was actually predicting a pun on a certain phylactery-using undead. Only as it was loading did I realize I had a chance for the science memes sub instead.

I still remember that as the advice a herpetologist have about holding a baby snapping turtle when I was in Boy Scouts.

There’s one on zebra jumpers. Gonna have to get to that when I got a spare half hour.

Love those little guys!

I love jumpers because they’re cute. The anime sized front facing eyes and movements that make them look so damn curious all the time—I just can’t get over those.

I’m on some text lists. There are definitely some people putting out feelers for Kamala. Got a couple requests for surveys about it.

Even a Meeseeks isn’t in this much pain.

Silverfish. They eat silverfish, and that is why I am on Team Silverware.

Where’s the Mercury?

Worth adding that “unemployment” in this context just means people who are claiming unemployment benefits, a things that runs out, and when they run out, they no longer are counted by it.

✋ This is where I’ve been for the past year and a half.

I managed to do that with Abbey Road of all things, though a Round Trip example. Started the album on my way out. Paused it while doing some errands. Went home, and it finished up just as I pulled in. Of course, I had to get lucky with traffic flow, so I don’t expect to be able to intentionally repeat it.

The point isn’t there being a ‘real’ solution. The point is that there wasn’t really a problem to begin with. This is more like when your party assumes a door is trapped and takes an hour to decide how to approach it, but the door was really just a rotted normal door ready to fall off its hinges.

I’m generally not big on that approach. But then again, I rarely play at levels where the PCs can really take that superhero approach. Could be interesting to roll with that some time.

DMed a game where an otyugh dragged a PC into it’s trash pit. Bit of a Death Star trash compactor scenario. But he got out and the party beat the otyugh within an inch of its life before it retreated.

When the party passed by the same pit, I described one the otyugh’s eyestalks sticking out before it Noped back under.

Oh, I love that metaphor.