Please consider cutting those bangs, girl

I understand your concern, potential employer, but I was never arrested for Chicago Sunroofing the Popemobile. There aren’t even any laws that say it’s illegal, I don’t know why people keep calling me that

Looks like a historical Americana version of Fraktur. In case the original wasn’t Nazi enough

* Under standard conditions for temperature and pressure

Motherfucker, not only your colonialist asses still buy Russian oil, you directly supply arms to Israel and Saudi Arabia. Go suck an entire forest of dicks.

I guess releasing tons and tons of CO2 into the atmosphere does count as geoengineering and weather modification

And a lot of them are about to find out they’re gonna be fathers 🥳

Hatred is like a burning coal. Its usage at an unprecedented scale is a key part of British history

Just say you’re doing human trafficking at this point

Still better than coming with Windows

Imagine working 40 years at the CIA destabilizing the global south for this dude to do a Strangelove and wipe his ass all over your life’s work cause his dick stopped working

On the plus side, the first thing it’s gonna do is nuke Israel

Is anyone doing anything tonight?

And by China, I mean an active volcano

The simulation will simply take longer to get to the next state. We wouldn’t be able to tell.

Heck, we might have crashed the simulation multiple times already with crazy experiments and they had to load a backup.

Wait, she has a point, axe the tax, but completely stop spending government money on roads made for cars.

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Poor guy got his hands full with Kissinger, give him a break

Why did I read this in Columbo’s voice