Oh, hi Jeff!

Keep the black side down and ATGATT.

She’s a bit noncommittal on them. I should have seen the warning signs sooner, in hindsight.

No opinion… or an opinion so wrong that she’d end up in prison for it??? 🤔

My missus will defend me! She actually thinks Quality Street are better than Roses! She’s a certified nutcase who will take down anybody!

This is a correct and scientifically valid ordering.

If America wants to compete with China, it must fund its engines of commerce.

High speed rail must link every major city. How can businesses make deals without cheap public transport to connect people?

Startups need to focus on innovation. Healthcare plans are a distraction. Full single-payer healthcare is essential if American businesses are to stay innovative.

Were I a VC intellectual I would demand these heretical ideas and more. Somehow I doubt they’d go down well - they’re the wrong sort of heracy.

She doesn’t RUN?

No, she DOESN’T run.

(For anyone not getting this one, the whole thing is full of Bioshock Infinite references. Not the cats page. The one by “Dr” Booker DeWitt.)

I just feel sorry for him at this point. Not as much as I feel sorry for America, but I do feel sorry for him. When he dies, he will die not having known the best things in life. No true love, no actual friends, no peace. Money has not bought him happiness. Maybe he was born into a prison of his family’s making, but all he’s done is build up the walls and seal the doors. He’s a tragic, pitiful character rather than a beacon of strength or success.

Erm, make sure you put him in an actual prison too, though. Good luck, Yanks, your tea-drinking cousins still want the best for you despite everything 🇬🇧

Pictures for Sad Children was a great webcomic. Thank you for posting these.

What I really need is a droid who speaks the binary language of moisture vaporators.

You’re on the wrong part of the Internet for that. Try Facebook or Instagram to learn more about Arch Linux.

Ha, sucker, you think your non-Internet-connected lightbulbs make you safe? My Internet-connected lightbulbs have sent my online-car to wardrive your neighbourhood and sniff your Zigbee network!

…if you see my car please tell it to come back to me, I need to go to the shops…

I like to think that he forgets, keeps trying and then makes a new post about it

Bye, Melania!

Whoa, slow down there bruv! Rape jokes aren’t ok - that Roomba can’t consent!

Florida survived 😣

He was. He’s a boss now.

That was my first thought as well. I thought I’d try the first 10 minutes to get a sense of it.

Anyway, four hours later…

It’s not safe to be where the cats change colour.