Sorry, but I wanted to make a stupid “switcharoo” kind of joke that would imply a significant lack of personal hygiene on my part.

In German salad also means lettuce, so that’s why it wasn’t as clear as I wanted it to be.

Ok, but what about the salad lettuce?

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Ist wahrscheinlich nur die Spitze des Eisbergs.

Ich sammel gerne Pflastersteine…

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1929–1930_psittacosis_pandemic

Pretty sure he’s German (https://translate.google.com/?hl=de&sl=de&tl=en&text=Sitzung&op=translate).

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Bake me a bread, but don’t use any flour or water!

Yes, and a lot of the time: I don’t want to pay child support!

A CNN article on the meme also suggested that the breadth of reports of bizarre activities is due to a confluence of factors, including public records laws giving journalists fast and easy access to police reports, the relatively high population of the state, its highly variable weather, and gaps in mental health funding.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Florida_Man

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The psittacosis pandemic of 1929-1930 would be my guess.

It was mentioned in the psittacosis article someone posted.

“Other Half” would be my guess.

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