I’m old enough to have watched the show Davey and Goliath that Moral Orel was a parody of, which made it even funnier to me as an atheist who was forced to go to church as a kid. It wasn’t even that my mother believed the bullshit, she just wanted to be rid of me and my brothers for a couple of hours so she and my step-dad could play “slap and tickle”.

Don’t call me Shirley Clearly.

I quit watching David AIPACman and Bryan Tyler Coopted years ago when they came out on the wrong side (IMO) of the TYT/Jimmy Dore schism. They are both apparently genocide apologists, unsurprisingly (which makes them even bigger scumbags than I thought).

If you live near Pawtucket,

Do not drink from the communal bucket.

The local water stinks,

So I only drinks,

Bottled water or vodka, so fuck it.

Oldie but a Goldie.

I would say “doink”, which has a higher pitched sound.

Widowmaker.

I’ve definitely had a few managers who were this fucking dumb.

I wasn’t, fuck Jerry Seinfeld. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxyw38tODKg

Seinfeld isn’t that funny. This was a Carlin joke.

Thanks hotdogcharmer, you little hot dog charmer!

It was Subway, so technically it was cake by European standards.

1.6 million followers on Youtube seems relevant to me, you shitlib bundle of twigs.

What if you could use a baseball bat? Maybe with nails in it.

I think you meant “meant”.

He’s being charged with Assault With a Deli Weapon.

Credit: Jimmy Dore

Don’t I know it! I’m diabetic.

Peanuts are legumes which means that peanut butter is basically sweetened bean dip.

Exactly right. Hillary Clinton and Kamala Harris are directly responsible for Donald Fucking Trump.

Trump is 79 and apparently has some kind of medical issue (it must be serious considering that they’re covering it up). Hopefully this orange ass-clown won’t live long enough to enjoy it.