Being an entomologist would be sweet as hell. You walk into the lab on a Tuesday morning and Jerry, a gray-bearded researcher with spectacles and a friendly demeanor is like, “Hey, come over here, Kevin. Come look at this bug.”, and you go over there and see the coolest fucking bug.

I would like to, but four-year-olds aren’t exactly sanitary and there isn’t much I could put her to work on that doesn’t involve contact with fresh produce, so I’ll probably never have the chance.

I dislike it as well, but not as much as Depth of Field.

I couldn’t handle that many centipedes in close proximity to my body. Imagine if they all got out inside of your girdle.

Whang talking about some guy peeling the skin off of his own penis and feeding it to a dog or something.

17 years being the absolute maximum time elapsed before they kill you.

That’s exactly what drove me into seeking out Lemmy instead. I hopped on Mastodon and it made me feel like I was being coralled into following some niche hobby forum exclusively, and I wasn’t into that. It didn’t explain that the instance itself was largely irrelevant and that the rest of the platform would open up to me after choosing one.

Lemmy still had a learning curve, but having experience with reddit I was able to pick it up easily enough.

Are there any new developments with the UAP hearings? Have we made any progress? Kicked down any doors? I assumed it just fizzled out and we would never get answers.

I have come across a few children’s illustrators who do this with spiders too, but sometimes on every page.

Wait 'til Martin comes…

That’s definitely how alcoholism tends to manifest.

Sad excuse for a robin then, huh?

The best part about nuthatches is that searching “nuthatch” on Google Images almost exclusively brings up photos of them behaving just like this.

EDIT: Okay, I tried it again and I guess “almost exclusively” is a bit of an exaggeration.

Bet this is one of those idiots who think Devil’s Tower in Wyoming is a petrified giant tree stump from the before-times.

“In the United States, human feces has been regulated as an experimental drug since 2013.”

Best sentence in the entire article.

Best I had was a Nova Scotia lobster roll with fries cooked in truffle oil. Also way too much wine.

For real. This Bozo must think we have access to turkey nuggets or something.

In John’s defense, that guy looks pissed. Pocahontas was like:

Conservatives and other schizophrenics have a huge hatred for him on social media as well, believing he’s part of a network of child traffickers because he thinks it’s funny to post pictures of lost gloves on the street. Also, one pic had a secret code linked to child trafficking written next to a sewer grate, that was later revealed to be a perfectly normal code for city planning/line maintenance or something.