Welcome to journalism in 202x

Or 5 powder rooms and zero bathtubs

There is actually a way to sideload apps without internet. I did it once and forgot the details

Ok SovCit

Russian President Musk

I got their voice widget, its slow and stupid.

Need to figure out how to connect it to a gpu

Its like an infinite money hack!

We dont want poors getting educated

So he’s a big ballsack?

Basic Florida Man

Back when my cat was alive I got occasional reports that he would enter various other houses nearby and meow by the fridge until he was given a cold cut.

Not the worst life plan ever

Young kirk is played by AI

Thanks Obama.

I like to think my brain functions, I was quite surprised to see him reelected.

But all females have been deleted from nasa

Moonshine

Besides the obvious

Confirmed, am moron.

Looking at you, Texas Instruments