well if it’s fatty humps you want i can provide

people are scared of the emotion roused by sexy sanders

ghoti

bernie sanders… in a bikini

hog cranking simulator 2030

also most devices nowadays and even for a fair while now support other systems too: galilei, GLONASS, beidou, etc. The broad term for GPS-like systems is GNSS.

It’s basically the former: the radiation given off by the atoms breaking apart triggers more fission when it bumps into other unstable atoms, which just keeps compounding if you have a bunch of fuel in one place until it gets REALLY hot and melts.
To prevent the meltdown you put control rods throughout the fuel which absorb the excess radiation and keep the fuel at useful temperature, roughly like how a fuse is built to burn at a consistent speed rather than simply exploding.

it’s a classic case of one implementation of a concept being really good, but for some utterly baffling reason everyone tries the shitty implementation of the concept instead and so everyone discounts the whole thing as a bad idea.

drinking water is a good idea, but for some reason everyone only tries drinking dirty puddle water and conclude that water gives you parasites.

python is IMO the closest thing we have to a platonic ideal scripting language: it’s pseudocode that actually runs and you can just slap together libraries with minimal mental effort until it works.
Great for gently getting into programming so you quickly see results without having to learn arcane incantations, and for writing small tool programs; not so great for writing a kernel in.

honestly basically any animal that eats fruit will end up drunk at some point, a classic children’s story here in sweden has a scene where their chickens get drunk, and it’s pretty regular fare to hear about moose getting drunk on fermented apples from peoples’ back yards.

DANNE FENTON HAN VAR FJORTON ÅR, NÄR HANS MORSA OCH FARSA DOM HITTADE PÅ, EN MASKIN SOM SER DIT INTE ÖGAT NÅR

i want to live in a world where all insects ended up fluffy and cute like these moths and bumblebees are.

but also evolution can be fucking horrifying: barnacles are crustaceans, slice them in half and you see a twisted gross crablike thing inside the shell.

“Fool, i can only be defeated by having the blade stabbed through my heart! As you are unworthy, you cannot kill me!”

a single crack loudly appears in the stone, the villain stares in shock, after a suspenseful pause the stone starts rapidly cracking further apart until it all falls off to reveal a gleaming flawless blade

“No! How can this be?! Have your journeys made you worthy?”

villain is stabbed to death yada yada yada… after the protagonist gathers themself the blade suddenly sinks into the ground and they pull it out with a chunk at the end again. The power behind the blade starts talking to the protagonist

“Yeah no sorry, you’re still not worthy, but eh fuck it it’s been 500 years and that shithead needed to die, sorry to dissapoint. Please leave the sword somewhere accessible when you’re done with it yeah?”

attention control deficit

this pie crust is oddly hard and crystalline, weird tall shape too

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RbhVgdDoY3Q

i mean looking at how all animals behave, in the absence of anything resembling their natural habitat they’d probably hear a fan running and feel it’s close enough to running water.

maybe if you take some vaccines to raise your autism stat that’ll help, then the hyperfocus on special interests will give you the best of both worlds at the cost of being unable to restrain yourself from calling most people apathetic monsters.

really all it should take is just the word “seahorse”, most people have at some point heard about how the males carry the children there. Can’t really dismiss that.