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Cake day: November 11th, 2024
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He didn’t start the fire. It was always burning since the world’s been turning.
When you post something on the Internet, it will stay there forever.
When someone else posts something on the Internet, it will disappear off the face of the Earth by tomorrow.
One time I had a dream where I saw something really cool happening (can’t remember what exactly) and I decided to take a picture with my phone to view it later.
I woke up disappointed that it wasn’t saved to my camera roll.
Missed opportunity to call the nightclub “The Fruit Bowl”.
8·5 days agoClick here if you don't understand
Batman names most of his belongings with the prefix “Bat”, such as the Batmobile and the Batcomputer. Here, Robin thinks he also used the prefix with something called a “tery”, when Batman is just referring to an ordinary battery.
13·6 days agoWhat rock group has four guys who don’t sing?
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Mount Rushmore.
48·8 days agothe arguably cooler sounding “Spinster”
You spin me right round, baby, right round…
1202·9 days agoMeet the new app, same as the old app.
Good joke.
Everybody laugh.
Roll on snare drum.
Curtains.
I don’t know, maybe you should take a breather…
531·11 days agoDon’t snap at me, but it would be more apt of you to make a flat pack, or create an app image, or you might get stuck in a tar ball.
Life is a railway, well, I wanna ride it all night long…
9·12 days agoflip it
I see what you did there.
I’d just like to interject for a moment. What you’re referring to as a “monkey”, is in fact, a simian, or as I’ve recently taken to calling them, “higher primates”…
5·13 days agoIt would be worth $50 million today.
That’s assuming you’d actually be able to cash out.
62·13 days agoWhy didn’t he just shoot the gorilla? Is he stupid?
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This graph represents three out of four ways to write ¾.
Meet the new boss, same as the old boss.
985·13 days agoEt tu, Brute?
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Oh, so it’s basically like YouTube’s auto-generatedd subtitles. Never mind.
