I’m sorry, but this is an extremely naive take with absolutely no nuance whatsoever.

Jeff Bezos isn’t cool enough to be Dr. Evil.

I’m glad I’m not the only one, lmao.

Good.

I hope so, too. Motherfucker deserves it.

For those unaware

“I can’t stop laughing at the fact that life is so ridiculously fucked up.”

Nice. Thanks for making it easier to ban you.

Tastier than lab grown hole.

You’re gonna cut yourself with all that edge.

You’ve only been on this platform for 2 weeks, and your entire post history is some of the worst takes I’ve seen. Good job.

Cry some more you old bitch.

This is like the 5th time this is posted, bro.

Fucking disgusting

Man, the Onion really is a national treasure.

Wow. That’s gorgeous.