I used to have to walk a mile to the friggin school bus stop, shit is ridiculous nowadays.
I used to have to walk a mile to the friggin school bus stop, shit is ridiculous nowadays.
That’ll come in handy when you don’t see that well.
And that’s why you always pack a clean pair of underwear.
Welcome to lemmy.
*Sees your posts
Lmao, blocked.
I went over my home data cap a couple times. The ISP rep was not amused when I called to have them bump my speed down to the lowest tier and add unlimited data. I pay less now and the speed difference is not noticeable for me with daily usage. I told them I was going to download random crap all day, delete, and redownload out of spite lol.
Oh man one time my apt building was being remodeled and they threw everything into a dumpster out back and left for a week. The smoke detectors in the pile were going off randomly all the damn time. I must have smashed 30 of those fuckers against the wall to shut them up.
It depends on how many dachshunds you’re willing to lose.
I’m sure there’s plenty, the trick is getting someone to enforce them.
You sir! Are you here to receive my limp penis?
How do you feel about punctuation?
I’m glad someone else remembers that movie.
Buried a fish under a tree once, fuckin dog had that shit dug up in 5 minutes and was rolling around in it.
I’m on a synthwavey kick right now so I’m calling out Maximum Love.
https://open.spotify.com/artist/6iDI0sHLIeFIkZk6BKJBVQ?si=N-DjClfbQIK4WLL5Lmr0pQ
It’s fine, they put stickers on them that say they’re just traveling and not actually being mailed.
Nice! Can’t wait for Tuesday, really feels like they’re cooking on the update.
She looks broken
He did great at making himself look bad.
It’s almost fascinating how he says all that and his conclusion is that ‘Trump shouldn’t have said it’ and not ‘Trump is a liar and taking advantage of his own supporters’.
Do a lot of slurs have a wikipedia page?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Types_of_Zionism